Additionally, I don't really think most of my virtual friends are that interested in what I am eating for lunch, what errand I am running or my current emotional state.
However, you, my faithful followers, I know are interested.
So, for you, here is what I considered posting during various points throughout the day:
Emily Aichele is leaving the house without a shower and in her husband's sweats. If you see me, please disregard my disheveled state. I promise I won't make a habit of it.*
Emily Aichele is about to undertake the absolute worst household chore... scrubbing the bathtub. Ugh. It needs to be said again, UGH.*
Emily Aichele wishes she had a cupcake to reward herself for finishing the most hateful job of tub scrubbing.
Emily Aichele doesn't keep cupcakes (or any other sweet baked good) in the house for the very reason that she would use them as incentive for finishing (or starting) unpleasant chores.
Emily Aichele confesses that she ate the pieces of cake she brought home last night from a party as a coping mechanism for a stressful morning.
Emily Aichele confesses that she medicated herself with cake while watching a show about obesity.
Emily Aichele thinks that no matter how sprinkled a grapefruit is with sugar, it really doesn't satisfy the craving for something sweet and buttery.
Emily Aichele is proud that she at least tried to soothe her sweet tooth with grapefruit. And is glad that there is no fallback baked good to eat following her healthy choice.
Emily Aichele finds herself balanced on the fence of shaking her head at her ridiculous ways and nodding in appreciation of her charming approach to life.
Emily Aichele wishes you a good evening. Sweet dreams.
*Actual update. I couldn't resist.
1 comment:
I laughed out loud at the part about medicating yourself with cake while watching a show about obesity :) Sometimes I get hungry watching The Biggest Loser. Not my fault!
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