Emily is curling her hair.
Andy: "Good morning cute wife!"
Emily, slightly premenstrual and prone to moodiness - also unaware that a woman should never dismiss a compliment from a man: "Thanks but I don't feel cute."
Andy, jaw dropped and truly confused: "What do you mean you don't FEEL cute? You either are or you aren't."
Emily: "No, in a girl-brain if you don't FEEL cute on a certain day then you AREN'T cute on that day."
Andy, looks like he doesn't understand the language his wife is speaking and may have just realized he married a crazy person: *fish mouth*
Andy: "No. CUTE isn't a feeling it is a fact. You are cute or you aren't cute. Look it up in the dictionary."
Emily: "If only it were that easy. But thanks anyway honey."
Andy, walks away totally baffled.
Emily, finishes getting ready and leaves the house feeling cute.