Number of earrings that have lost their partners due to being pulled out and tossed to an unknown location: two
Number of earrings that have lost their partners due to running at high speeds, chasing a toddler, thereby causing the earring to bounce from its safe perch in ear: one
Number of shower puffs to be pulled loose from the central binding, creating an extremely impressive pile of jewel-hued mesh: two
Number of beaded necklaces broken at target, scattering the beads all over the closet organization aisle one day after receiving it as a gift: one
